Tsukinaga-kun, what would you do if I turned you into a chicken.

I'd like it.

If Tsukinaga-kun was a giant chicken, I’d- I’d take care of him.

You would?

I would. I’d build him a little coop.

How little? It’d be too small.

Tenshouin-senpai means little as in cute.

Yeah, yeah, I do. It would be appropriate sized, but cute-little, because it would be built with love.

And would you eat me on a special occasion?

[laughter]

Yes, of course. I would pet your little feathers and take you to the slaughterhouse.

[sounds of disapproval]

The slaughterhouse? They have machines that defeather chickens now.

But you’d still do it by hand, right?

Of course, because I loved you.

[more sounds of disapproval]

I’d eat you for Christmas dinner.

[gasps] Really...

You’d taste the best, because I raised you with love.

Omg...

[Mitsuru tries to talk]

Mitsuru-chan, you're so far away!

Good, I don’t want to be here for this conversation.